i used to believe

i used to believe
is worth checking out. I found that there are ideas that I had as a child that others seemed to have shared as well. Such as:

• "I used to believe that all things that tasted minty (Gum, peppermints) worked just as well to clean your teeth as mouthwash did."
• "I used to think that thunder was God bowling and the lightning was when He got a strike"
• "I used to believe that if I broke open the T.V. I would be able to climb inside my favorite shows"

In my opinion the funniest thing on this site (so far) is this entry:

I had a strange fear that if I closed my eyes in the bathtub, William Shakespeare would come up through the drain and kill me. I knew his name, but I had no idea who he was, so I just naturally assumed he was some sort of bathtub vampire.

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